Rainbow Shitstorm

by Xerxes the Destroyer

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This started as a joke and got progressively more serious as it was being finished. I'm so sorry.

lyrics

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam (Oppa Gangnam Style)
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright (Gangnam Style)

Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja

Come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gon-

Party people in the house, let's go
It's your boy, 'Jayski' a'ight so
Pass that thing and watch me flex
Behind my back, you know what's next

To the jam, all in your face
Wassup, just feel the bass
Drop it, rock it, down the room
Shake it, quake it, space Kaboom

Just work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt no body
Get wild and lose your mind
Take this thing into over-time

Hey DJ, turn it up
QCD, goin' burn it up
C'mon y'all get on the floor
So hey, let's go a'ight

Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai

(Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright)

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey

(Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine
We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright)

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

(C'mon it's time to get hype say, "Whoop, there it is"
C'mon all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is")

C'mon one time for the ladies say, "Whoop, there it is"
Now all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is"

C'mon and run, baby run
C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run
Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot
Yeah, it's time to hook, so shoot, baby shoot baby

C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam (Oppa Gangnam Style, Ah)
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam (Gangnam Style)
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam (Op, op, op, op, oppa Gangnam Style, Ah)
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam (Gangnam Style)

Slam, Bam, thank you ma'am (Op, op, op, op)
Get on the floor and jam (Oppa Gangnam Style)
AYYYYY (QCD on the microphone)
SEXY LADY (Girl, you got me in a zone)
C'mon, c'mon and start the game (Op, op, op, op)
Break it down, tell me your name (Oppa Gangnam Style)
AYYYYY (We the team, I'm the coach)
SEXY LADY (Let's dance all night from coast to coast)

Just slide, from left to right (Op, op, op, op)
Just slide, yourself enlight (Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh)
You see me, drop the base (Jeongsukhae boijiman nol)
3-1-1 all in your face (ttaen noneun yeoja)

Jam on it, let's have some fun (Ittaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon)
Jam on it, one on one (meori puneun yeoja)
You run the, "O" and I run the "D" (Garyeotjiman wenmanhan)
So c'mon baby just jam for me (nochulboda yahan yeoja)
Geureon gamgakjeogin yeoja

Naneun sanai
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sanai
Ttaega doemyeon wanjeon michyeobeorineun sanai
Geunyukboda sasangi ultungbultunghan sanai
Geureon sanai

(Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine)

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

(We're gonna take it into overtime
Welcome to the Space Jam)

Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey

(Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright
Hey ladie, yeah
Y'all ready stop? No)

Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka

(Y'all wanna know why? Why?
'Cuz it's a Slam Jam)

Fellas, yeah
Y'all ready to stop, no
Y'all wanna know why? Why? (Oppa Gangnam Style, Ah)
It's time to Slam Jam

(Gangnam Style)
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now (Op, op, op, op)
We got a real jam goin' down (Oppa Gangnam Style, Ah)
Welcome to the Space Jam (Gangnam Style)
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright (Op, op, op, op, oppa Gangnam Style)
AYYYYY
SEXY LADY (Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine) (Op, op, op, op)
We're gonna take it into overtime (Oppa Gangnam Style, Ah)
AYYYYY (Welcome to the Space Jam)
SEXY LADY
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright (Op, op, op, op)
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
You know what I'm saying

Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style

Eh, sexy lady
Op -

(I'll get you there)

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'ma let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say I'ma do something I do it,
I don't give a damn what you think,
I'm doing this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up, if it thinks it's stopping me
I'ma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony
No ifs, ands or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he
From "Infinite" down to the last "Relapse" album
He's still shitting, whether he's on salary paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge
To pull his dick from the dirt, and fuck the whole universe

C'mon, everybody say, "Nah nah nah nah nah"
C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say, "Hey ey ey oh"
C'mon, C'mon everybody, "Nah nah nah nah nah"
Just take the time to say "Hey ey ey oh"

Check it out, check it out, y'all ready for this?
Okay quit playing with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth, for that
Fuck your fillings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last "Relapse" CD was ehhh
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain't going back to that now
All I'm trying to say is get back, click-clack, blow
Cause I ain't playing around
It's a game called circle and I don't know how, I'm way too up to back down
But I think I'm still trying to figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't, this fucking black cloud
Still follows me around but it's time to exorcise these demons
These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now!

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To take a stand (to take a stand)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my hand (come take my hand)
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just letting you know that you're not alone
Holler if you feel like you've been down the same road (same road)

And I just can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, I'ma face my demons
I'm manning up, I'ma hold my ground
I've had enough, now I'm so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now! (now)

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally
For you, so I could come back a brand new me you helped see me through
And don't even realize what you did, 'cause believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers
And drop dead, no more beef lingers
No more drama from now on, I promise
To focus solely on handling my responsibilities as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof, like my daughters
And raise it, you couldn't lift a single shingle on it!
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club
Or the corner pub, and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the bar
I'd shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazing at stars
I feel amazing and I'm...

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To take a stand (to take a stand)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my hand (come take my hand)
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just letting you know that you're not alone
Holler if you feel like you've been down the same road (same road)

Whooo!
Yeahhh!
Yeah. What's up?
Go Cory! (Go, go!)
Go Cory! (Go, go, go, go!)
Listen up
Here we go!

I'm the new kid, moving in
Getting it done
And I'm officially the candidate
For having some fun
You know

You better calm down Cory
(yea yea)

I'm talking 'bout an all-out party
And we're getting it started
Mr. President, you mind some electric guitar?

Washington D.C. will never be the same
Cause we've got

Cory, Cory, Cory
In the House (Yeah! It's a party every week, baby!)

Cory, Cory, Cory
Check it out (That's right, I'm in the House!)

He's gonna shake it up and change it (Shake it up)
Take it all and rearrange it (Just a little bit)
Got a new plan, hey Uncle Sam! (Look out now)
We've got Cory in the House! (Par-ty!)
Cory in the House! (I'm your man!)

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's
Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$
Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you're on a red beam
Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?
AK47 now nigga, stop that!
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
Your family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this motherfucking music we crip to
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue
Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

I'm gonna make it bend and break
Say a prayer but let the good times roll
In case God doesn't show
And I want these words to make things right
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life
"Who does he think he is?"
If that's the worst you got
Better put your fingers back to the keys

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter,"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter."

It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about
It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about
It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about
It's a bonfire, turn-

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

(Usher! Usher! Usher! Usher!)

Lil' Jon!

Turn down for what?
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeaah!
Turn down for what?
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeaah!
Turn down for what?

Up in the club with my homies, tryna get a lil' V-I, but keep it down on the low key, Turn down for what? 'cause you know how it is.
Turn down for what? I saw shorty she was checkin' up on me, from the game she was spittin' in my ear you would think that she knew me. Turn down for what?
So we decided to chill

Turn down for what?
Conversation got heavy, she had me feelin' like she's ready to blow! Turn down for what?
(Watch Out! Oh! Watch Out!) Turn down for what?
She's saying "Come get me! Come get me",
So I got up and followed her to the floor, Turn down for what? she said "Baby, let's go",
That's when I told her I said

Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down low and said come and get me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up I forgot she told me
Yeah (yeah) Her and my girl used to be the best of homies
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming-

Ronald,
Wilson,
Reagan.
Ronald,
Wilson,
Reagan.
Ronald, six
Wilson, six
Reagan. Six
Ronald, six
Wilson, six
Reagan. Six. Six. Six.

credits

released August 18, 2014
Tracks used (in order of appearance):
Alice Deejay - "Better Off Alone"
Quad City DJs - "Space Jam"
Psy - "Gangnam Style"
M83 - "Midnight City"
Eminem - "Not Afraid"
Yasunori Mitsuda - "Arni Village - Another World"
Skrillex - "Bangarang"
Kyle Massey and Maiara Walsh - "Cory In The House"
Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up"
Snoop Dogg - "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Fall Out Boy - "Thnks fr th Mmrs"
Sugimori Masakazu - "Pursuit ~ Cornered"
Lil Jon and DJ Snake - "Turn Down For What?"
Childish Gambino - "Bonfire"
Usher - "Yeah"
Killer Mike - "Reagan*

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Xerxes the Destroyer

95% of the content here is satirical. Don't lynch my plz.

I make mashups and stuff. It's a hobby I s'pose.

I post most of my stuff here because soundcloud is sheeeeit.

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